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Aug 13, 2019

Aug 13, 2019

Divorce. 5 Stars, would do again.

Aug 13, 2019

Jul 22, 2019

Jul 22, 2019

When you boycott caffeine, the consequences can be dire.

Jul 22, 2019

Mar 11, 2019

Mar 11, 2019

Fuck you February. You’re only a dick because deep down you know you’re not a real month. 28 days… what a joke!

Mar 11, 2019

Feb 12, 2019

Dad Bod

Feb 12, 2019

My Dad Bod brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “oh god please put your shirt back on.”

Feb 12, 2019

Feb 25, 2018

Feb 25, 2018

While you were busy ignoring your New Year's Resolutions, I've been busy failing to make them.

Feb 25, 2018

Jan 1, 2018

Jan 1, 2018

2018 is going to be great because I swear to god if it’s not, I’m going to fuck shit up.

Jan 1, 2018